Friday, January 9, 2015

Are you among this people! Welcome to 2015

14 Stggles Only Average-Size People Will Understand
What if you’re not all about that bass or that treble?

1. Size medium is always the first to sell out.

Size medium is always the first to sell out.

2. People almost never compliment your butt.

People almost never compliment your butt.
AVERAGE-SIZE BUTTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, OKAY?!

3. There’s barely ANY representation of your body type in movies or on TV…

There’s barely ANY representation of your body type in movies or on TV…

4. …which means no one ever mistakes you for a famous person.

…which means no one ever mistakes you for a famous person.

5. You’re a different size in EVERY store you shop in…

You’re a different size in EVERY store you shop in…

6. …so any time someone buys you clothes for your birthday, they’re usually off on the size…by a lot.

…so any time someone buys you clothes for your birthday, they’re usually off on the size…by a lot.
Please tell me you got a gift receipt. 🙏

7. When you “shop for your body type,” you’re never quite sure which “type” you actually are.

When you “shop for your body type,” you’re never quite sure which “type” you actually are.
Am I a triangle? A square? Am I real?!

8. People get annoyed if you ever complain about your body.

People get annoyed if you ever complain about your body.
Just because we're not on either end of the spectrum doesn't mean we don't feel insecure too!

9. Other average-size people are always giving you once-overs to compare your averageness to theirs.

Other average-size people are always giving you once-overs to compare your averageness to theirs.
WE'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME SIZE. But also, why do we even care?

10. There’s one part of your body that’s disproportionately large compared to the rest of you, and you’re always trying to hide it.

There’s one part of your body that’s disproportionately large compared to the rest of you, and you’re always trying to hide it.

11. When you order a salad, everyone assumes you’re on a diet.

When you order a salad, everyone assumes you’re on a diet.
Are we not allowed to occasionally enjoy a salad and just be our regular human selves?

12. And when you eat the salad, they reassure you that “You’re totally skinny!” without you prompting them.

And when you eat the salad, they reassure you that “You’re totally skinny!” without you prompting them.

13. Tbh, you don’t mind being average-size one bit…

Tbh, you don’t mind being average-size one bit…

14. …although it would be a hell of a lot more fun if someone wrote a song for us average-size folk one of these days.

…although it would be a hell of a lot more fun if someone wrote a song for us average-size folk one of these days.
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